Warren Peace

There was a brief moment of silence then a shaky and obviously not happy Momoko voice said, "Okay, I know you're never going to hear this, but just what were you even thinking? And don't you have a cel phone? You could... no, should! You should have called me! It's my JOB to save people, Warren, and if I can't save the people I care most about how bad a hero am I? Not that you care about being a hero, I know! But I was out there, probably just a few blocks away, and I would, I totally would have dropped whatever I was doing and could have helped no matter how many zombies you were fighting and it totally had to be a million of them to get you, I know," her voice was becoming more strained. "And at least we could have flown away if there were too many and you wouldn't have died and now be all zombified and evil and don't expect me to go easy on you if I have to fight you but if you're not dead when I see you then you totally owe me big time, Mister 'I can't call Momoko for help when there's a monster chasing me because, oh, look at me! I can make fire and I'm good at being mean and making girls cry because I'm DEAD now AND a monster and she's never going to see me again' And I'm not crying! I'm just tired and mad and if you were here I'd be yelling at you in person but now I have to go out and hunt you down because you're a bad guy for real like you always say you are and I can't yell at you about it because you're DEAD and you're an idiot." *click*